**Problems
and Precipitates**
June
1st, 2075
Radicand
Jones rubbed her hands together until the memory of heat called up her favorite
firewall upgrade. The blue spark appeared in the center of her palm quickly
enough, but it took several seconds to spread across her whole hand. Once it
was thoroughly compiled, she pressed her glowing hand against the marble walls
that loomed above her. The flame disappeared between two massive stones. After
several heartbeats, the masonry began to glow at the joins. Slowly the fire
crawled along the edges of each stone, making them shimmer blue-white in the
darkness. Eventually the whole black wall was crisscrossed by a net of cold
fire.
She
frowned. That was certainly better, but Radicand still wasn’t satisfied.
Her
sister’s financial records had been guarded by a standard firewall, serrated spikes
and severed heads and all. It might look ferociously well-protected, but any
hacker could get through it with enough RAM. Now that she was finished working her
way through the files, Radicand wanted to make sure that no one else could enter
without permission. The blue fire added another level of security, sure, but it
was still static and unchanging.
She
crouched low, considering. Radicand scratched out a brief equation in the colorless
powder at her feet, calling one of her newest objects out from the mist that
collected in her peripheral vision. A fractal salamander skittered up to her,
leaving a trail of tiny green whirlpools hovering in the air behind it. She
nodded gravely to the creature. The
salamander bowed back and then dived into the wall, sharing its shifting heart
with the stone.
Once
more she pressed her hand against the wall, reassuring herself that though it
felt solid, it would still recognize her and let her pass. The salamander’s
tongue flicked out from between the stones and licked Radicand’s wrist. She was
surprised at the burning sensation, until she realized it wasn’t the code that
was affecting her.
Radicand’s
cuff pinched harder. Someone was trying to gently but vigorously get her
attention. The salamander winked at her.
Radicand
sighed and removed her goggles.
“Annie,
I need to speak with you! Meet me on the bridge.”
“Yes,
of course. I’ll be right there,” she managed to reply before her sister signed
off. Radicand groaned and pressed the heels of her hands against her eyes,
trying to clear away the mental fog of early morning aether-walking. At least
today she would actually get to talk to Pari, and not merely observe her from
the other end of the deck.
For
several semesters Radicand had been fantasizing about taking a sabbatical to
escape the incessant university politics. When she had received a note from her
aloof sister that she and her whole flock of airships would be in town in three
days’ time, Radicand had let her imagination soar—what was a hundred miles
away, compared with a hundred miles above? It had seemed a simple and elegant
solution as she packed her rucksack and goggles.
Things
had not fallen out quite as she had hoped.
Radicand
slipped on her new split toed shoes and zipped up her fleece-lined jacket. Both
were from the communal stores, a generously supplied cupboard on one of the
other airships. Despite being well-prepared for new crew members, the flock
didn’t seem to have made provision for paid guests or weary travelers.
Radicand
had attempted to earn her place, and had certainly kept busy. But no matter how
hard she hauled the ropes or carefully tended the solar sails, Pari kept her
distance. Even when Radicand had brazenly asked for access to her sister’s
files, she had gotten only the briefest of distracted nods in answer.
Radicand’s
heart thumped an extra beat. This morning was the first time since she had
stepped on board three weeks ago that her sister had shown any interest in her.
Didn’t Pari like the new security measures Radicand had put in place? That was
the only explanation she could think of for her sister’s sudden interest in her
whereabouts.
She
closed the cabin door firmly, and with hardly any obvious hesitation. Between
her snug quarters and the staircase was a pair of green doors on either side of
the whitewashed hallway. One led to the communal shower, the other to a spare
guest room that was filled up with art supplies. Her cabin was only kept clear,
she had learned, as it doubled as an emergency sick room.
The
staircase itself was a tight metal spiral, close and crowded, but the view from
the wide deck was almost limitless.
The
wind was calm; the solar sails were tilted at a shallow angle collecting as
much sunlight as possible. The first time she saw them, the sails had been tucked
in and their multiple spokes swept back. She would have assumed they were oars
if she had time to assume anything. Once Judy
floated high above Penn Station, though, Radicand had watched with interest as
the spokes were cranked out and the solar sails unfurled into silky
semicircles. They hugged the sides of the gondola like the fins of a tropical
fish.
The
high white railings that wrapped around the deck were easy to see passed. Only
the fully inflated blimp above Radicand and the dozens of other colorfully
painted airships that made up the flock in the middle distance blocked her view
of the sky and sea.
Doe,
the oldest crew member Radicand had met, promised that she would get used to
the low and constant hum of the engines, “like a tribe of mechanical crickets.”
She had thought at the time that was an apt description of the bouncy crew
itself. Even after three weeks, the thrum was still a constant reminder that
she was floating in the sky on the sufferance of devices and people she didn’t
really understand.
The ship lurched forward and she tried not to
curse as her shoulder hit the corner of the control tower. Radicand knew she
should be impressed that the gyroscopes so rarely faltered, but as she jerked
open the door and stumbled into the navigator’s workspace, it was hard to feel appreciative.
The admiral ignored her awkward entrance and frowned down at the map table.
Above a rough outline of Miami’s seawalls, the holograph projector showed wispy
clouds. A small blur in the furthest corner pulsed red.
“You
wanted to see me?”
Pari’s
monkey, Joshua, bared his teeth in silent welcome from his perch on the
admiral’s well padded shoulder. This morning, he was more interested in playing
with the older woman’s bright green scarf than chattering at Radicand.
The
admiral glanced up. Her fierce expression wavered a moment, before she said in
flat tones, “I’m afraid you’ll have to leave.”
Radicand
sputtered, “What? Why? You just asked me up here! What did I do wrong?”
“Leave
the ship, Annie. Pirates are coming.”
Radicand
blinked. That was different. And also very strange, “How?”
“By
modified airship, I think. I can’t imagine pirates would have anything like
jets at their disposal.”
Radicand
shook her head, “No, I mean, how am I supposed to leave? We’re several hundred
feet up in the air. Aren’t we all in danger, here? Why can’t everyone leave
together?”
“We’re
too slow,” Pari sighed, “We can’t get to Miami before the pirates get here.”
Radicand’s
eyes widened, “What do you--”
“We’ll
all stick together, I hope, and fly free eventually,” Pari reassured the holographic
projection, refusing to meet Radicand’s eyes, “But if the pirates are really
determined they could destroy Judy’s blimp
with one oil-soaked rag and a spark.”
“That’s…
horrible,” Radicand whispered.
“This
is our life,” said Pari quietly, as if she talked about dying in battle all the
time, “We all chose to live here in the sky, to accept whatever challenges it
brought us.”
“But-”
“But
it’s just a vacation to you,” Pari glanced up briefly, “We have enough
parasails and life rafts to spare for you. Leave while you can, go before the
pirates make it impossible for me to guarantee your safety.”
“Fuck,”
whispered Radicand. She stood up and turned her back on her sister; it seemed
like the only way to get a quiet moment to think. She looked down at her new
boots. The strange split-toes made her feet look alien and bird-like, and she
could feel her heart trying to split in two, as well.
Leaving
was not an option. She had dismissed the idea even before she looked at her
boots. They were still her feet and she was still herself, however strange or
challenging her surroundings might be. She wiggled her toes and flexed her
ankles. She didn’t miss her cozy bedroom slippers. She missed her older sister.
She
had been missing her for the last ten years, really.
Radicand
turned back and leaned across the projection separating them. “Fuck you if you
think I would leave you to die,” she snarled. “So could I. Die. Here, now,
before the pirates come... of food poisoning. Or maybe choking on my own bile.”
“Annie,”
Pari’s voice might have trembled, Radicand couldn’t be sure, “Be serious. I… I
can’t lose anyone else…”
Radicand
pursed her lips, “I submit a respectful suggestion that you pretend I’m not
your little sister. Pretend I’m actually smart and useful and tell me how I can
help you. Tell me what the problem is.”
Pari’s
voice was still drained of emotion, but Radicand thought there might be a spark
of the girl she grew up with glimmering in her eye, “The problem is you don’t
take orders.”
“The
problem is you’re lousy at giving them,” sniffed Radicand, “I thought that was
why you loved building consensus so much. Why aren’t you asking everyone else
what they think?”
“I
love consensus as long as it agrees with me,” muttered Pari, “And in fact I
called a meeting with the whole flock right after I paged you.”
“You
didn’t mention that sooner because?”
“We
were rather busy talking about other things, don’t you think?” Pari let one
side of her mouth slip into a smile, “I could still force you off the ship. I’m
not sure why I haven’t yet.”
“You
hate a challenge?”
“And
you’re still here because?”
Radicand
stuck out her tongue, “It’s the masochist in me; I always choose the underdog.”
“Woof.”
Radicand
grinned, “So now that you admit you’re barking mad, do you actually have any
tactical plans? Or were you just going to invite the pirates over for a
picnic?”
“Oh,
plans aren’t a problem,” sighed Pari, “Choosing just one will be the hard part,
but that’s not up to me. The problem is none of this actually makes any sense. Why
would pirates be in the sunshine corridor? What could they want from us?”
“What do we have of value?”
Pari
shrugged, “On board? Not much more than the clothes on our backs and the sun in
our sails.”
“Could they be after your batteries?”
“The batteries we use are old and cheap, not
worth stealing for the hardware,” Pari frowned slightly, “Energy prices are
high around here, but not high enough to risk piracy. Our solar collectors are unique.
They might be worth something to somebody else, except they’re so huge. Pirates
would have to capture a whole airship to move them.”
“So
they want to steal a ship?”
Pari
looked down, “We will have to work under that assumption.” Then her shoulders
slumped and she pressed the heels of her hands into her eyes, “I hate assuming
anything.”
Joshua
chirped at Pari and gently patted her head. Radicand changed tactics, “How do
you know there are pirates at all?”
Pari
waved her hand at the projector, and the image expanded the red blur into three
separately menacing dots, “A pleasure craft with up-market engines found them.
It escaped before its sensors could collect much data, but the captain sent a
message out.”
Joshua
pressed a toggle. A burst of feedback startled Radicand before a frantic voice
cut through, “Three pirate ships. Repeat, we have visual confirmation of three
pirate ships headed south southwest in an oblique approach towards Miami. All
ships within broadcasting range alter your flight paths accordingly.”
Radicand
blinked. That sounded… unhelpful. “So… what now?”
Pari
sighed, “Time to meet with the others. I don’t suppose you’d like to lead one
of the charges? I always preferred to leave that sort of active command thing
to younger, more hot-headed companions.”
“Fuck you with an amusing cucumber,” Radicand
growled.
Joshua
screeched and clung onto the older woman’s shoulder as Admiral Jones threw her
head back and laughed.
**Rock
and Roll**
On
her way to where Judy’s crew was
gathering, Radicand stopped at her quarters and picked up her rifle. The sense
of security it gave her might be false, but she had spent enough time in the
aether to fervently believe in the power of symbols.
Pari
also stopped at her cabin, directly across the hall from Radicand’s. Pari put
Joshua into his cage above her desk and glanced at a few papers there before
nodding to herself and tugging at her plain tunic one more time. The monkey blew the
women a raspberry, but seemed otherwise content.
“Can’t
have him distracting you?” asked Radicand, leaning against the room’s yellow
doorframe.
“Can’t
have him pooping on my shoulder,” muttered Pari, and they grinned warily at
each other. Radicand noticed that Pari had left her own pistol in its holster
on the wall of her quarters, as well as any other item that might signal her
power and authority.
“So
what’s going to happen, at this council of war?” asked Radicand. The sisters
walked down the other end of the hall, passed sets of orange and red doors, to
the staircase that went down to the next level.
Pari
shrugged, “We’ll talk… I’ll start it since I called the meeting, but after that
I’ll listen. You should, too.” Radicand started to bristle, but Pari continued,
“After all, I’m basing my battle plan on your ideas. You should correct me if I
get them wrong.”
Radicand
gulped. “Me? What’d I say?”
Pari smiled grimly, “That they’ll try to steal our
ships.”
Radicand
blinked, but she didn’t want to stop the stream of confidences now that they
were finally forthcoming. Pari continued, “I’m too close, too enmeshed in the
community. It’s a whole, complex system to me. They can’t steal a community—but
they could steal a ship.” Even if Radicand knew how to respond, they had
reached the bottom of the stairs and had a very public audience. She pressed
her lips together.
The
eclectic crew of the good ship Judy
was all present by the main monitor in the rec room, a space that doubled as
dining hall and communal living quarters in the space-conscious design of the
ship. It was the only room Radicand had seen that used the full width of the
gondola. High round windows along both exterior walls let in plenty of late
morning light without blinding anyone.
Brian,
the flock’s navigator, ran the ship’s cameras and vid screens. Radicand was
glad that there was someone else on board who enjoyed the finer electronic
luxuries. Pari took a seat that had been left open directly across from the
monitor. Radicand looked around shyly and sat down near the entrance on the
floor. Across the open doorway, Doe leaned against the wall with arms crossed
across his broad chest. He wasn’t the only crew member standing, but most
either sprawled on thick woven mats or perched on empty five gallon buckets
that had been painted and carved and bolted into interesting shapes.
Brian
nodded at the admiral when she arrived, and flipped a switch on his right
armrest.
The
monitor focused on a red-cheeked man with a sleeping newborn strapped snugly to
his chest, “Milo, here, of The Sunflower.
All crew present, except Gardener—she’s asleep.”
Radicand
couldn’t figure out why there was a ripple of gentle laughter throughout the
room, until Doe took pity on her and leaned his shaved head towards hers,
“Gardener is his wife, and the baby is about six hours old. I’d rather face
pirates unarmed than wake her up.” Doe winked at her, Radicand nodded mute
thanks to him. Of course, now that he mentioned it, that name was vaguely
familiar. Background gossip was as much a part of the soundscape up here as the
propellers’ constant thrum.
All
the captains indicated their crews were assembled and ready.
Pari
calmly announced, “We have received word that there are three pirate ships in
the area. We cannot outrun them.”
She
let the shocked murmurs of those assembled die down before she continued, “I
have consulted with Dr. Jones, and we have concluded that if the pirates attack
us, they are most likely going to attempt to capture one or more of our airships.
With this in mind, I believe our strength is in our numbers, and we should stay
close together to offer mutual aid and support.”
“There
is another possible scenario,” suggested Brian, “If they are inspired by a
blood cult, they might want to just destroy us all rather than capture one or
two of our ships. In that case, we would receive the least damage if we spread
out.”
The
admiral’s eyebrows rose, but she remained composed, “Thank you. Dr. Jones, and
anyone else wired into the newsfeeds, please share any relevant information
with the rest of us.”
Radicand
pulled her goggles down over her eyes. Her fingers tapped on the ear pieces to
guide her search. While she hadn’t fully submerged herself in the all-consuming
virtual reality of the aether, she could feel the other nearby presences who
were also wired in. They were friendly ghosts in the aether and didn’t trouble
her. It would have been nice to work with them, of course, but she couldn’t
count on them understanding the same visual metaphors she did, and speed was of
the essence.
Pari
cut through the quiet hum, finally, with a curt, “Dr. Jones, have you found
anything that suggests a blood cult attack is likely?”
Radicand
blinked once, and her search clarified into a few relevant points. She tapped
one more code at her temple and raised her goggles to her forehead so she could
make eye contact with her sister. “I’ve uploaded all my results to the local
servers; anyone who has aether access can see my route. My professional assessment
is that while there is always the possibility of a blood cult forming from a
local charismatic figure, our flock is not a likely target.
“Blood
cults usually either hit areas with concentrated populations or structures with
symbolic significance. While the flock is large and important to us, even the
destruction of every airship would not make much impact on the social or
political institutions below us.”
Radicand
realized she had gone into lecture mode, and blushed slightly. The crew members
who weren’t watching the aether through goggles were watching her dubiously. Radicand
considered what she had said. Perhaps she shouldn’t have so blithely suggested
the entire flock could be destroyed? She needed to work on her bedside manner,
it seemed.
Radicand
kept her goggles perched firmly on her head; she didn’t want it to look like
she was reading over her fellow ghosts’ shoulders as they reviewed her work.
When
most of the goggles in the room were perched on heads, Brian shared the
consensus, “We agree with Dr. Jones.” He seemed more relieved than upset that
his theory had been dismissed, and that recommended him even more to Radicand’s
attention.
Pari
nodded, “We must prepare for an attack, then, whether the pirates mean to strike
us or not. The question is do we do this best by staying together and fighting back
or separating into many parts and fleeing? I’ve told you my thoughts. I leave
it to you, ladies and gentlemen, what our collective answer will be.”
Radicand
watched in rapt attention, but no lights flickered. The other crews were each
having discussions in private, it seemed, though Judy’s own crew was quiet.
Radicand
crooked an eyebrow at Doe, and he took the hint, “We’re the flagship. We won’t leave
unless every other ship chooses to, and even then we’ll be the last to go. We
made our choice when we signed on to Judy.”
This news did not make Radicand regret her brash words in the navigator’s room
less than an hour ago. In fact, she felt a pleasant warmth in her stomach; she,
too, had made her decision and was content with it.
The Sunflower
was the first to reach a decision. Milo’s face was redder than before, but his
voice was steady and calm as he outlined his crew’s decision. “You all know
we’re a family ship, here. I’ve got my wife, my uncle and,” he paused and
gulped, “Our child. Miz Maggie and a couple teenagers from The Black Phoenix have been helping us out, and they were part of
our decision. We want to stay with the flock, but realistically we can’t do
much if the consensus is to fight. We request a spot in the core. In exchange, we’ll
take in any wounded and bunk them here so Miz Maggie can keep an eye on them.”
Doe
leaned over again, clearly enjoying his role of local guide, “Miz Maggie’s the
best midwife in the whole flock, and a damn fine general nurse, so that makes
good sense.”
Admiral
Jones nodded and said, “Thank you, Milo.”
The
second captain to report in didn’t bother to name himself or his ship. “We are
prepared,” seemed oddly brief after Milo’s delivery, but the old man smiled at
Pari as he said it and she, to Radicand’s astonishment, flashed a grin back
before nodding and smoothly giving her attention to the next captain.
“Captain Teasel here, greetings to all
gathered,” spoke a grey-clad woman, older than Pari, Radicand judged, but too
vigorous to be more than late middle aged, “We are committed to non violence.
We also value the community that has been created here, and cannot in good
conscience abandon this experiment before its natural conclusion. High Society shall go where Judy goes.”
Radicand
leaned towards Doe, shyly admitting her ignorance yet again, “But are they
saying they’ll stay in the core with The Sunflower?
Or are they saying they’ll stay in the outer layer and just… get hit? Turn the
other cheek or solar sail or whatever?” Doe squinted as if he could see through
the walls and into the sky where the flock chose its fate ship by combustible ship.
“Captain Teasel is an odd bird,” mused Doe, “I
don’t think she values her own life more—or less—than a pirate’s. High Society will be a ship to watch, if
you get a chance to see anything.”
Two
ships had to bow out completely—both were small and slow, and one had gotten in
the way of some migrating geese the day before. “I’m sorry, everyone,” said the
captain with a wince, “We’re still pulling feathers out of our gears and would just
get in the way. The Yellow Rose has
offered to stick with our Sweet Sheila
until we can get to a garage. I promise to stand a round of drinks in Miami.”
Doe
nodded, but kept any more complicated thoughts to himself, and Radicand felt
she was getting a sense of the trend of the conversation. No captain suggested
what the grand scheme should be, but each listed what they could offer to the
group and how they planned to prepare themselves—and the overwhelming majority of
ships were preparing to fight.
Radicand
was impressed with the consensus until Freebird’s
captain, Max, spoke gruffly, “We should go on the bottom. We’re fast and we have
six life rafts. That’s two more than Judy.”
Admiral
Pari had grown more thoughtful and quiet as each captain registered. She leaned
forward at this. “Freebird, thank
you. Will you be willing to add our rafts to your pattern?”
Doe
whistled softly. and leaned in before Radicand wrenched his shoulder to get his
attention. “Freebird’s been
recruiting lately; I expect it’s safest if the ship is close to the water while
its new crew get their skylegs.”
“Is
Max trying to take over the flock?” Radicand asked in outraged sibling paranoia.
It was the only excuse she could see for increasing the ranks of an airship
with limited capacity and serious weight restrictions.
Doe
frowned, then shook his head, “No, I don’t think so. Sometimes we talk strategy
for different situations we might find ourselves in. Judy’s usually expected to take the bottom position, because we’ve
had the most rafts and Brian to run them. But if those lugs choose to be the
flock’s catchers, we can take the top position.”
“And
that’s good?”
“That’s…
interesting. With Brian free from life raft duty, he might be able to try…
well, we’ll see. Depends what the other captains are up for, in the end.”
Max
graciously agreed to control Judy’s life
rafts, and Pari turned to the next captain. Finally, Brian reported, “All
captains and crews have registered plans with me.”
Pari
smiled, “Thank you, everyone, for what you have agreed to contribute. Brian, do
we have enough support for Judy to
take 12 o’clock?”
Brian
smiled, “Yes, we do. As long as everyone maintains radio silence like we’ve
planned it before. Gentles, we can do
this!”
The
other ghosts seemed fine with losing their connection for an unspecified amount
of time, though Radicand was unsure what good the sacrifice would do. She
glanced at Doe.
The
man was nodding contentedly and explained, “Without broadcasting our existence,
there’s a small chance Judy can
surprise one of the ships into giving us an advantage. We’ll also have the best
view no matter what. Of course, we’ll also have the furthest to fall if
something goes wrong,” He shrugged, “Sounds about right.”
Radicand
tilted her head, enjoying this unexpected taste of camaraderie and the warmth
it brought her, “Yes… Just right.”
**
Fast and Furious**
The
meeting broke up after the admiral thanked everyone again, and then she spoke
to Radicand briefly before rushing off. Radicand watched everyone else attend
to their duties with a little pang of envy. While she had mucked about all over
Judy, she still felt very much like a
fish out of water. She grinned despite her growing unease—a shimmering goldfish
flapping through the sky would be a wonderful sight. Perhaps she could find
some use for one in her aethernet library.
She
fingered her goggles, hanging loosely at her side. No matter where she was, Dr.
Radicand Jones was valuable for her aether skills. The person in the flock most
likely to put her to good use, now that her sister had disappeared into her
private cabin to sneak Joshua a banana, was the ship’s navigator. Radicand
steeled her nerves and sought him out in his perch.
“Would
you like any help up here?” she asked diffidently.
Brian
had the best enclosed view on board, as he had windows all around him like the
air traffic control towers down below. Even at the lower altitudes their slow
ships drifted through, the wind was too strong and unpredictable to expose the
processors and projector to it without voiding the handful of warranties still valid.
And since those who had designed the ship had an excellent working knowledge of
computers, it was standard practice to give the navigator as good a view as
possible without technological assistance.
“We’re
about to do some major rearranging of personnel and ships; if you want to help,
I could use another pair of dedicated eyes out on the rigging,” suggested
Brian. The genuine warmth in his voice made Radicand pleased with her decision,
even if it wasn’t the high tech help she had hoped to offer.
It
also gave her the courage to bring up another subject, “I admit I’m rather
curious how you keep all the flock moving together while still independent. I wondered
if it was a variation on the algorithm that flocks of birds use?”
“Yes,”
he said more brusquely, “Adjusted for the extreme variation in size of airships
while maximizing solar input.” His glass eye-patch sparkled in the afternoon
sun, alive with the glitter of the passing data streams.
She
wondered if he was still upset about the blood cult thing earlier, after all,
and struggled not to show her disappointment. Maybe he was just very busy.
She
paused, but he seemed to have no interest in adding to the conversation. She
shrugged and said calmly, “I’ll go, then.”
Radicand
let the door close completely behind her before she paused to adjust her coat
and her small but sturdy parasail harness. Pari had ordered everyone on Judy to wear one the rest of the day or
face being thrown overboard naked. Radicand eyed the rope ladder next to her. She
wasn’t sure her skylegs were up for actually climbing up under the bladder
itself. It vibrated from use—it looked like half the crew had already gone up
into the rigging, safety belts clipped to whatever they could find.
The
danger, as far as Radicand and a quiet moment with her goggles researching
airship battles could figure, was from above. Flying up was hard, falling down
was easy. And the quickest way to disable an airship was to damage the hardened
balloon its gondola was suspended from. Doing that without putting one’s own
airship at risk was the dilemma of the thinking warmonger.
While
Judy’s inside walls were painted
brightly, the outside hull was delicate shades of blue. From a distance, she
might--briefly—be mistaken for a piece of sky. Between the radio silence and
the attempt at camouflage, Judy and
her crew seemed to be betting on invisibility. Radicand bit her lower lip,
surely the pirate ships would have modern technology, radar at the least. Judy would be just as visible as any of
the other ships.
Radicand breathed in and out. She was not
alone on the deck, but she and her goggles—and hopefully not her rifle—could be
useful here. If she stood in the prow, she could even claim that she was prepared
to repel an attack on the navigation room and its testy navigator.
Her
watch buzzed at her just as she neared her gaily painted goal—“sorry” scrolled
across the small screen. A small text rose appeared, then broke up and formed
the words: “It’s strange having someone else here care how I do what I do. I’ve
wired you permissions into my ‘net; go ahead and play once radio silence is
lifted. ” There was the wind again, stinging her cheeks until they went red.
Now
Radicand appreciated the glorious view. Though there was a thick layer of cloud
high above the flock, it was clear and blue at their current hovering level.
She watched ships bring their children and elderly into one of the five ships
in the center. As Pari had explained before she left Radicand in the galley, they
were circling the wagons in three dimensions.
“We
have the core that we protect at all costs,” her hands shaped an invisible
ball, “The Golden Lotus will be there,
and they’ll have most of the children. They have the best entertainment system
and a huge gym, so I’m told the children are demanding we get threatened by
pirates more often.”
“Ha,”
muttered Radicand.
“Then
there will be the smaller sized ships in the middle, as backup for the medium
sized ships. They will make up most of the outer layer with us and a few scouts
at the top.” She nodded to a few other stragglers and prepared to leave.
“But
why are the medium ships furthest out?” protested Radicand, “Won’t that make
them the easiest to attack, with less ability to defend themselves than the
really big ships? That doesn’t make sense.”
Pari
glanced over her shoulder at Radicand, “Today, we have enough warning that scaring
off the pirates makes sense. But we might not get much notice, next time. I
don’t want to encourage next times.” Pari’s
last smile was peculiar, but she strode away before Radicand could ask her any
more questions.
It
was that odd smile that Radicand thought of, as she watched the moving patchwork
around her. A few of the ships had chosen pastels for their bladders instead of
simple white, but almost all of the hulls were a joyous celebration of color.
The wide vertical stripes of gold and blue on the side of Milo’s Sunflower were one of the more simple
paintjobs bobbing past.
Radicand
frowned, then leaned forward as the last airships jockeyed into position. Judy was on top, just like they planned.
But several other ships were at roughly the same height, and they were far
enough away that Judy couldn’t get to more than one to offer assistance before
the other two got captured.
Ten
years ago, Pari had been careful enough to test a prototype airship she
designed herself for a week before letting her grad students on it for a long
weekend. But she was reckless enough that a week after that, she went on a
second voyage with a dozen of them and never came back. Her resignation letter
was all that was left in the university’s hangar. Years later, she still hadn’t
abandoned the sky. And now they all were riding in an airship that was trying
to hide in plain sight, while a handful of “scouts” drifted at the same height
but further than the rest of the flock. Radicand’s left hand tapped a tattoo.
The
numbers didn’t lie.
“Bait,”
she whispered, and made it both curse and prayer.
**War
and Peace**
The
crew above her, it turned out, were busier than Radicand had at first realized.
Covered in loops of thin rope and bristling with bludgeoning weapons and guns,
they arranged themselves all over the balloon—to protect it from puncture,
Radicand assumed, and perhaps take out a pirate that got too close themselves.
Doe noticed her and waved, but climbed up the rigging
before she could ask him whether or not she was right about the battle plan.
She couldn’t fault the others for ignoring her, as they seemed to have some
trouble managing the heavy ropes and were focused on fighting gravity.
A beep and a ticking bomb icon on her watch alerted
Radicand that Judy and her flock
would be cut off from the aether in two minutes. The loss of her ability to do
anything but receive information was troubling to Radicand. She had her rifle
in real life—she had named it Pwned, after the Welsh town her father had been
born in. It was such a tiny little place, she had never been able to find it on
a map. But she felt disarmed and useless without immediate access to the
virtual world outside her own goggles. Frustrated, she put them away and
focused on the three ships closest to her.
High Society,
true to her captain’s promise, drifted serenely just in front and to the right
of Judy’s position. From her vantage
point, Radicand had an unobstructed view of High
Society’s deck. The gondola was decorated with a simple black and white
motif repeated in slight variations around the edge. The busy crew wore simply
cut black coats as they went about their tasks. Most airfolk wore dark colors
outside, as it gave one that extra edge of warmth in the high, harsh air.
To
Radicand’s left, The Green Belt
bobbed directly opposite High Society.
Her hull was mostly white, with a wide dark green stripe around its lumpy middle.
Additions had been tacked higgledy-piggledy onto the basic shape of the hull,
and each one had been outlined in different shades of green. Six of her crew members,
gaily rigged out in dark green coats like attenuated leprechauns, swept the top
deck. Every now and then, it looked like there might be a pattern to how they
danced around each other. Their smooth movement was a decided contrast to The Green Belt’s generally lumpy appearance.
At
a similar height but directly in front of Judy,
the smaller Angels of Elevation
shimmered in white and yellow, though her deck was empty of people. Radicand
hoped that those three ships would somehow be able to engage successfully with
the pirates but she couldn’t see how.
Radicand
industriously stared out into the unchanging blue for a while, but her eyes
could not bear the tedium. She glanced over and laughed when she realized that
the people of High Society were
setting up solar ovens on deck— shiny convex circles five feet across that
reflected the sun towards their middles. Her own stomach gently complained
about sleeping through breakfast. It must be past lunchtime by now…
“You’ll
want this,” and the lunch cook thrust a small tray filled with wide-bottomed mugs
of hot tomato soup at her. She smiled, but the woman didn’t linger long enough
to do more than smile wanly back. Radicand wondered if she let go of the anger
at her powerlessness, would fear fill the void? She decided frustration and
tomato soup were better companions than fear and sipped gratefully.
The Green Belt’s
crew finished sweeping and went inside their oddly shaped gondola. Most of the
other crews had cleared their decks of people as well, either moving up to
protect the bladders or inside to protect themselves. Radicand focused her
enhanced sight on the distance. She wondered if her goggles would see the
pirates when Judy’s sensors did,
wherever they were hidden.
She
checked the permissions Brian had sent… she couldn’t run them yet, but she
could certainly set things up so that as soon as the radio silence was lifted,
they would pull her into the aether and let her properly see what Judy could sense.
When
the sweet smell of warm baked goods wafted over, Radicand’s attention snapped to
the right. High Society’s crew seemed
to be enjoying a delightful high tea on their spotless deck. Several of them
were singing an old sea shanty.
“I
wonder if they’re drunk on moonshine or love?” murmured Pari, and Radicand
stopped gawking at the queer scene below her and gawked at the queer sister
next to her.
Radicand
was reminded that her older sister was still quite young. Radicand felt every
one of her own thirty two years, though her impulsive sabbatical had made her
wonder if that wasn’t too old to change. She raised an eyebrow, “So, fearless
leader, what will your flock do when the pirates get here?”
“I
have no idea; I’m not in charge,” sighed Pari, “The title’s just to make the
paperwork easier—All I can do—all any of us can do, is wait and see.”
“You
have a plan, though, right?”
“Sure.
But I don’t expect the pirates to follow stage directions,” said Pari, “Brian
will have control of the ships if the captains hand it over; but mainly I’m
just a witness to events.”
Radicand
shoved her hands into her coat pockets and tried to be content just watching. The Green Belt bobbed awkwardly, further
and further from the flock. Radicand glanced around, confirming her earlier observation—most
of the flock was bunched tightly together, but High Society, The Green Belt,
and Angels of Elevation were
definitely hovering a bit further out along with Judy.
One
small woman walked onto The Green Belt’s
deck wearing a hot pink belted coat. She sat down cross legged, and pulled out
a penny whistle. After one experimental toot, she began playing it in earnest. High Society’s crew stopped singing their
own songs and, after a brief pause, took up the words, “Dona Nobis Pacem” in
unearthly tones. Radicand closed her eyes.
“No,
watch,” insisted Pari urgently, and nudged her sister. They both were looking
up, then, when the first of the pirate ships lurched out of the clouds above.
Its sharp prow pointed directly at the tiny piper.
**Up
and Down**
The
first pirate ship was narrow and grey. Flat black eyes had been painted on its
front, as well as snarling teeth. Radicand was unsurprised to see “The Shark”
printed in precise capital letters on its hull.
“How
does it go so fast?” she wondered.
“I
expect the engines can burn some cheap bio fuel like ethanol,” said her sister,
“Besides, it’s been designed to be aerodynamic, not comfortable.”
A
second pirate ship, painted a dark and angry red, rushed forward and down now.
It circled to engage High Society and
her assembled crew. Some pirate had lettered “The Red Baron” across its port
side. Black lightning bolts shot out from the name.
“You
have three minutes to abandon your ship, before we board and remove you,”
boomed a thunderous voice through The Red
Baron’s speaker system. The harmonics on it had been subtly tweaked; Radicand
shivered as she felt an unspeakable doom approach.
The
crew below, however, seemed unshaken. They set down their mugs of tea, and
brought their song to a glorious finish. Then they stepped off the rails of the
ship and leapt into the air. Their parasails snapped cleanly open. They all
swooped down and away from the assembled aircraft to land on one of the many waiting
life rafts below. Most of the other airships had donated one or two to the
cause; it would take genuine effort for a falling person to land in the water.
Meanwhile,
The Shark approached The Green Belt silently. Its sleek
design could not have been more different from The Green Belt’s unwieldy and awkward shape. The Shark shot grappling hooks from its stern. They grabbed the
front of The Green Belt’s gondola and
vibrated with the shock of contact. A small mob of pirates, at least eight,
slid down the wires and landed on the deck. They approached the tiny woman with
slow, deliberate steps. Radicand could practically hear the winches grind on The Shark’s deck as they shortened the
lines. The two ships were drawn closer and closer together in the sky.
When
the leader was just three yards away from her, the woman in pink stood up and
bowed. Her eyes never left the pirate’s. As her body returned upright, she
brought the whistle to her lips again. She blew one short sharp note, and flipped
backwards away from the pirates.
The
leader slapped his inner thigh right above his thick leather boots and roared.
Another flip and she was gone, off the edge of the boat and falling free. Three
heartbeats later, the pirate slowly sagged into a heap; his light blue great
coat spread around him like a puddle of sky on the wooden boards.
The
pirates left standing might have shouted, but Radicand couldn’t hear them; The Green Belt was being dragged too
quickly away by The Shark. They were
headed back towards the third pirate vessel: a small black thing squatting much
further to the east.
Radicand
grimaced, “Is that it? Are both of our airships just giving up?”
“Patience,
little sister,” murmured Pari, “Watch.”
Radicand
blinked; now that the pirates were here radio silence should have been lifted.
She pulled her goggles on and waited for Brian to open the aether gates.
The Red
Baron’s ship unloaded its boarding team onto High Society and attached the two ships together with stout lines. The
crew slowly and suspiciously prodded the tea kettles. The leader stalked back
and forth and barked orders at his men but Radicand couldn’t understand why he
wasn’t already securing the…
“Where is the navigation room?” Radicand
asked, frowning, “I thought it was in their stern?”
“I
suspect the pirates are also wondering the same thing,” said Pari. “If they
could get control of the rudder and turn it, the ship would drag less. The less
strain they have to put on their own ship’s engines the better. As it is, all
the entrances and exits that should be there… aren’t.”
The
grappling hooks that attached The Red
Baron to High Society stretched
tight. Radicand could hear The Red Baron’s
winches creaking as the pirate’s navigator fought the wind and the extra weight
of High Society. The pacifists
had—against all normal safety procedures—not tied their solar sails down before
they disembarked. As the pirate ship lurched hard, one sail swung across High Society’s deck and smashed three
pirates off the ship entirely.
One
look at her sister’s troubled face reassured Radicand that not every step of
this unfolding drama was going according to plan.
Finally
Brian wired the flock back into the aether. Normally she wouldn’t distract
herself, but Pari could guard that corner of the deck as well as she could.
Just as Radicand was about to enjoy seeing the battle with her normal
enhancements in place, a pack of huge black birds swarmed the navigator’s tower.
She gasped—even in the lightest layer of the aether she was willing to use in
the middle of a battle, the black swans looked deadly as they threw themselves
against Brian’s aetherial defenses.
With
a wave of her own hand she let loose her own aether attack, a pack of large
snarling beasts. Radicand couldn’t get them inside Brian’s firewall. At least
he was competent enough to hold all outside aether creatures back, friend or
foe, but the birds were a distraction Brian didn’t need if he was going to try
and wrest control of the flock’s scouts from pirates.
Radicand’s
dogs went on the attack, snarling and leaping at the birds. They were large
objects but not complex, when faced with an attack they mirrored it. To
Radicand’s eyes, they transformed into dogs themselves—black, with red flaming
eyes and teeth—and clawed back. Radicand blinked and let the ghost dogs fight
it out without her; Pari had gone silent and she needed to see if Brian was
able to use this time to his advantage.
She
focused her eyes on The Red Baron. She
could tell that it had definitely sunk at least a foot while she was locked
into the aether. Four small figures leapt off the top of the ship’s bladder. She hadn’t managed to make it to many group
meals what with the odd hours she kept, but in such close quarters even the
shyest hacker made nodding acquaintance with those who lived nearby. One of
them might even have been Doe…
She
watched The Red Baron slowly sink
another foot lower, then impatiently switched back to the aether dog fight. Her
four dogs were taking bites out of the enemy data; nothing crucial, their ears
were ragged but still in place. But the malevolent programs had been harassed
off the deck and back to a point in the middle of the sky. The aether landscape
superimposed itself over her normal vision smoothly now, and in both worlds the
third pirate ship crouched darkly in the sky.
Radicand
had wondered earlier why it hadn’t attacked the quiet Angels of Elevation. Whether it had hoped to steal secrets from Judy’s servers or was merely launching a
DOS attack out of pique, the other pirate ship was participating in the battle
on a different level than the flock had expected. Its dogs grappled with hers,
and their aether-barks and growls were a strange counterpoint to the battle
between the humans trapped by flesh.
The Red Baron
kept sinking until it was at the same height as High Society. The pirates safe on the captured ship were shouting to
their comrades still stranded on The Red
Baron. And stranded it was—The Red
Baron was a write-off; there was no way they could patch its broken bladder
mid-air. A few pirates shook their heads and flung themselves into the sky.
They aimed their parasails towards the third pirate vessel. There was just
enough time for it to send out fast life rafts before the men hit the water.
Their
parasails fell through the ghost dogfight in Radicand’s double vision. They
were slowly grinding the enemy dogs down, but she didn’t want hers getting so
far away that they got trapped in some new web the other silent ship might
possess. Radicand knew she was good, but she was alone out here without aether backup.
Throwing her own dog’s a bone to keep them from harassing the pirate dogs any
further away from her, she blinked and focused her sight on the other airships.
With
her new permissions she should have been able to see into The Green Belt, but it was a black hole in her vision. Flustered,
she pulled out and looked back at High
Society. It also had no cameras or sensors inside, but at least she could
see its deck with her own eyes.
The
pirates still on The Red Baron pulled
the vessels closer using the grappling hooks. Cursing and straining the
winches, they leapt across to the deck of High
Society. The last man to jump waited too long, as by now The Red Baron was much lower than its
intended victim, and he missed the outstretched arms that were held out to him.
Several oaths later, she saw his parasail engage, and he coasted down and out
of sight.
The
pirates still standing on High Society’s
deck now chopped single-mindedly at the grappling lines to remove them. The
ship listed dangerously to the side as The
Red Baron towed her down along with it. The solar ovens were secured to the
deck, but their kettles were not—they tipped over two pirates, scalding them
with over-boiled tea and making them roar in pain.
Finally
they got rid of the last of the grappling hooks, and the ship righted itself
with a cheerful swing that sent the loose sails sweeping across the deck in the
other direction, taking out another pirate. Radicand was unable to confirm
whether he regained consciousness quickly enough to engage his parasail or not
and found, to her vague concern, that she only cared in a distant and
unemotional way. A cold numbness seemed to have overtaken her body and senses; she
was a witness to these real and violent events, but could not summon the will
to feel more passionate about them.
She
glanced over at Pari, who was leaning forward and watching The Green Belt get dragged further away with much less distress
than Radicand would have expected. Radicand frowned; Pari knew what was going
on and she didn’t. That knowledge imbalance would have rankled less if her
sister hadn’t kept her at such a distance for so long. Finally Pari was nearby,
but she still wouldn’t tell Radicand what was going on. Radicand felt the rage
in her belly; the warmth of her feelings towards her sister was what was
keeping her from getting burnt by the pirates’ screams. Maybe that anger was
useful. She might not be able to control her dogs’ activities so well if she
let herself get distracted by reality.
Without access to High Society’s steering controls, the pirates still on her deck
were completely at the wind’s mercy. A few inspired pirates climbed into the
rigging, and Radicand wondered if they would now smash the hard envelope from
below, so as to slowly lower the gondola. They might hold it hostage, or merely
destroy it out of spite before attempting escape to the third pirate ship. That
one still hovered malevolently in the sky beyond them all.
She
dived into the aether briefly, to check on her furry charges—but they were
pacing back and forth on their leashes, growling. The pirate dogs, at a signal
she couldn’t quite detect, were bounding back across the sky towards the third
ship. As they neared it, they leapt up and transformed back into their original
black swan forms, then disappeared into the ship’s aether matrix. In both
worlds, the third pirate ship’s engines engaged and it started to move. She
squinted, willing her goggles to find some new magnification, but the pirate
ship was too far away for Radicand to tell which flock member they were going
to target next.
A
ragged cheer from the human pirates jerked her attention to the left— The Shark was swooshing back to the
flock. It struck her as a little arrogant that The Shark hadn’t first tethered The
Green Belt to the third pirate ship before returning. The pirates on High Society felt no such censure. They hooted
and waved their arms in celebration. Any moment now, Radicand expected the
frustratingly agile Shark to attach
itself to High Society and tow both ships
and crews away.
Indeed,
The Shark did swoop in closely. So
close it looked like it was aiming for Judy.
Radicand braced herself for whatever impact this mad pirate ship was planning,
and even Pari gasped.
To
her complete and utter astonishment, on the deck of the fiercest looking ship
she had ever seen, a half dozen green-clad figures waved cheerfully at them and
grinned. One of them was the old man who hadn’t identified himself or his ship;
she would recognize his grin anywhere.
“Is
that?” she raised her eyebrows at Pari.
Her
sister grinned at her, “Tell Brian, Hansuke and his crew were completely
successful.”
She
looked out at the third ship—now it was clear that it was actually retreating
as fast as its engines would allow. The
Red Baron had sunk out of sight, and her crew was either scattered or
stranded on High Society. As for The Shark…
“Brian,”
she sent, pinching herself, “I think The
Green Belt has captured a pirate ship. And I think High Society has captured a pirate crew.” She could almost hear him
whooping in delight across the aether, but it was her sister that made her
laugh out loud.
“That
settles it, we simply must have a party,” quipped Pari, “An age old question
has finally been answered: Ninjas versus pirates, ninjas win.”
...to be continued...